Short hair. Are you a scientist? Lesbian? Miley Cyrus? Or are too lazy to comb your hair in the morning?
Middle length. It’s normal, I guess — if you’re a mother. If your not a mother, what’s your job?
Long hair. It’s sexy — until it reaches down to your ass. At that point, I’m going to chop your hair off in your sleep.
Hair color. I really don’t care. Highlights look good, sometimes. If your highlights make you look like a rainbow or skunk — all bets are off. The same goes if you dye your hair pink, purple, blue, or green.
Hair style. Again, I really don’t care. The messy bun, and I just got out of bed look, is hot sometimes — all the time though, brush your fucking hair or get some scissors. Other that, whatever you do… Don’t rock Justin Biebers’ hair.