If the sex sucks…

His penis is too small.
Her vagina is to dry.
The batteries died.

 

You put it in the wrong hole.
You need Viagra or lube.
You don’t go down on each other.

 

You agree on times to do it.
She’s just not that into you.
He’s just not that into.

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