Stupid things you do right after high school…

-Under-age drink at parties, bonfires, foreign places, etc.
-Get kicked out of clubs for bad behavior.
-Color your hair or cut it. You know you may not like it later but it looks cool?
-Hook-up with your ex… more then once.
-Send pathetic I miss you/love you/I will change texts to your ex.
-Crash a party you have no business going too.
-Drink alcohol. Go lay on your sister/friends floor and cry about life.
-Send a bunch of nudes to your boyfriends.
-Get involved in long distance relationships.
-Cheat on your long distance boyfriend/girlfriend. What is love?
-Date people that are like ten years older than you.
-Talk about the color of your nail polish — drunk.
-Talk about all the people in the world you want to have sex with around a big group of people — drunk.

And then…
-Smoke pot.
-Starve yourself.
-Eat twice your weight.
-Get fat.
-Go on diet.
-Get really sick.
-Get a UTI.
-Get a Yeast infection.

-Get plastic tubes shoved up your vagina.
-Get metal tubes shoved up your vagina.
-Listen to a doctor talk about your vagina while they feel you up.
-Get the sex and pregnancy talk fifty more times because of that last jackass you dated.

And repeat… the cycle time by time until you finally grow-up.

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