Disguises. Disguises. The latest trend.

I said this before, and I will say it again — we all wear disguises.

Now, I’m going to talk about disguising your appearance…. from my own experiences. Yours different.

 

Sweatshirt when it’s hot out.
Feeling extremely fat.

 

Sweatpants.
Really got no sleep last night.

 

Sunglasses.
Don’t want to deal with the public.

 

Ripped skinny jeans.
Look less fat in than regular jeans.

 

T-Shirt.
Not trying to be sexy. Don’t want to be.

 

Tank-top.
Not feeling shy or insecure about body.

 

Dress.
Feeling love — or getting laid later.

 

Hat.
Really just want to blend in.

 

Makeup.
Disturbed by own appearance.

 

Boots.
Want to stomp on someone.

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