Holiday Translation

New Years
Brew tears

 

Christmas
Crisp cash

 

Thanksgiving
Binge drinking

 

Easter
Fatass-er

 

Halloween
Hard-weenie

 

Memorial Day
Mimic pay

 

Fourth of July
Should I cry

 

Labor Day
Lets get laid

 

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