Girl problems

Chocolate cravings.

I don’t feel like driving into town to get it.

I will get it and like it! — even if I have to pay a dollar more for it at a gas station!

 

Boobs hurt.

Don’t look, don’t touch.

They have feelings too, they’re sore!

 

Boobs don’t fit into bra.

They’re squished, can’t breath.

I better not be getting fat, starting my period, or pregnant!

 

 

That time of month.

Can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Don’t make something an issue or it will be an issue!

 

 

 

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