The Keys

Never where they belong… hanging on a hook by the door. They are…

 

In my bed

Under my bed

In my laundry basket

On my desk

Under my desk

In the washing machine

In the dryer

In a pile of clothes

Underneath my mastress

 

That’s not the worse part…

 

I’m sober

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