We all have one. If you say you don’t, you’re lying.
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
Simple as that. If you don’t seem at all interested, why would I tell you what I am doing or thinking at any given moment?
I prefer you don’t ask
I don’t like questions. So you must have very good communication skills or something to get information out of me. I’m very good at holding/withholding information, by the way.
List of things I won’t tell you:
Anything at all about my personal life or background.
I’m not stupid, I know better.
I really don’t care about your problems
You talk all you want, it willy only annoy and bore me. I won’t emphasize or sympathize with you, I’m not a fool.
And hey, I have my own problems as well. I don’t talk about them. I certainly don’t bitch, moan, or complain either.
I will never thank you for criticism
I just won’t. Criticism is never a positive thing. There is nothing you can say or do to prove me wrong. Say whatever the fuck you want though, you will anyways. It doesn’t bother me.
I remember everything
Not returning my texts or emails? Okay, fine. In the future when you ask me for favors or want to talk to me, I won’t be around. It’s not a threat, it’s a promise. Do not underestimate my ability to ignore, remove, and block people that don’t matter from my life.
Treated me/people I actually know badly? I remember that. Don’t be blinded by me ‘accepting’ your friend request on Facebook, either. You know I only did that to see what the fuck you wanted. Nothing apparently, you just wanted to stalk me.