I’m looking for:

A hot muscular guy with a big dick.

 

REQUIREMENTS:

 

Lots of money

No history of cheating on a partner

Be okay with me potentially cheating on him

Likes to have a lot of sex

Cannot suck in bed

Ability to cook and clean for self

Must be okay with the fact I don’t cook or clean

Be creative AND athletic

Not in love with Adam Sandler movies

Doesn’t complain or argue

 

BENEFITS:

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, etc.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s