If I think another girl is hot, does it make me a lesbian?
Only if you don’t like men.
Can I get pregnant from masturbation?
That’s why you’re $100,000 in debt. Child support.
Is it okay to date two people at once?
Can you live with herpes?
Why can’t I get pregnant?
Did you try having sex?
Why am I so miserable?
You’re not getting laid.
Why am I still single?
Because you’re asking me why you’re single.
Why don’t they like me?
Am I going to get a better job?
Call a psychic.