Why didn’t you respond to my text?
You texted me? I blocked your cell phone number.
Did you miss me?
I miss the sex, I don’t miss you so much.
Do you love me?
I loved you but I don’t anymore. Okay, maybe I do love you. Not in the sense I want to marry you, in the sense I don’t want to hurt you.
Would you consider getting back with me?
No, yes, no, yes, no. It depends, are you still flirting with/screwing everyone you see?
Why did you break up with me?
I was still in love with my ex boyfriend.
You loved your ex more than you loved me?
Yes. I mean, we’ve been together for four years.
So you choose him over me?
Will you go out with me?
Maybe if I was single.
Why did you make it difficult to see me when you were single?
I knew you only wanted to see me to have sex and I had a million other things going on my in my life. The last thing I wanted to be was some guy’s booty call.